Anything? Anything at all?

Click here to sign my “MI is greedy, make it knock it off, what’s it even doing with all that?” petition.

Hey, this isn't a mint under my pillow!

Have I mentioned that my neighbors hate me?

This pep talk’s for you, champ! 🏆

When you're done watching this video, turn around. Bc I’m behind you. And I wanna seeee.

It was really hard for me to finally open up and be honest about this thing that I know a ton of you have been suspecting for a long time now.

Ya'll have some ignorant-ass pets that wouldn’t know fine art if it was all up in their bum havin’ a good sniff 🐶🐱

@MarkCuban

R.I.P. Toby Henderson. Even though your face melted off in a really gross way that really freaked everyone out, you'll still be missed dearly ⚰️

I only ever went to Sunday School once, but I'm pretty sure this is right ⚡

The show Girls is a absolute masterpiece, but Lena Dunham is a sewer slug, & if u think I won’t fight you over that in any Target aisle, then you’re in for a RUDE awakening, pal.

My mental narrative all day long, baby.

Total coincidence that I now have a very lucrative side hustle punching people in the face 👊🏻

Mama always said ghosts are like a box of chocolates 👻

Just a ‘lil fun fact but also a gamble on whether or not this is actually a fact⁣.

Ya’ll lemme know if I need to adjust my reaction goals, k?

I got into this game for the THRILLZZZZ, man.